#watson is so far back in the closet not only did he find narnia he found dean winchester
I didn’t even like this movie but the above comment make me shriek-snort and then I cried
I just giggle!snorted so loud.
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Yeah… Just… natural.#sherlock: #just act natural #act uninterested #yes look out the window #fuck i’m still looking with my eyes #did he just look at me? #does that mean I should look at him? #now he’s looked away #is it awkward for me to keep looking at him? #be cool #natural
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I’m not even sorryI will never EVER get tired of this gif.
EVER.
:0
I regret nothing
So fucking arousing
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Because, admit it, this is how it would happen. John is more like a dog, more along the mentality of, “You feed me, you must be a god.” Whereas Sherlock is much more like a cat, “You feed me, I must be a god.”
Cat and dog.
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yourlandladynotyourmanservant:
SHERLOCK THESE ARE NOT THE WORST THINGS ABOUT LIVING WITH YOU
#we will never be short of body parts #i do not approve of using the kitchen for something as silly as food #my brother will probably kidnap you every so often #our flat will be searched for drugs occasionally #the rent will fluctuate depending on bullet holes explosion damage or acid corrosion #also you will never be allowed any other friends
#none of your property is sacred#personal space is a non-issue#all your money are belong to me#you are expected not to leave the house unless following after myself#starving is always a possibility#as is ingesting toxins by mistake#insults will be issued on a regular basis#oh and don’t mind that smell it’s just Mrs Hudson in the flat below — she does enjoy her soothers…
#you will have to cook and do the washing up and even my laundry #and apologize to everyone on my behalf because i’m a twat #the violin-playing will be dismal and out of tune and not actually have any semblance to music#also it will be played at random times like four in the morning #you might be taken hostage or hurt every so often #and oh #you will have to do the shopping of course #don’t forget the milk
#You’ll be expected to come when I call#A bit like a dog actually#But a dog that understands text messages…#Actually speaking of text messages: you’ll be expected to send my texts when I am too lazy to do so myself and this includes times when you are half way across London and have to run all the way back#Also you’ll have to ignore your doctor’s instincts because I don’t take shit from anyone and I’ll neglect food and load up on excessive amounts of nicotine patches and punch sleep in it’s metaphorical face if I want to because I can and there’s nothing you can do about it#My brother will stop by more regularly than pleasurable and probably victimize you with insults you won’t even understand until three days later#Which I may also do at times#You’ll be doing all of the house keeping because our landlady is in fact not a housekeeper and I can’t be bothered to do anything about that but make bigger messes so good luck with that#The bills and all manner of unpleasant business will be your responsibility#Including dealing with Anderson after I tell him off#And you’ll inevitably have to deal with the fact that people are going to assume that I not only dominate all of your time and effort in every day life but also you in the bedroom#They’re going to call you gay John#Very very gay
THEY ARE GOING TO CALL YOU GAY JOHN
VERY VERY GAY
^
This post just keeps getting better and better every time it appears on my dash.
ALWAYS REBLOG.
NEVER NOT REBLOG
REBLOG FOREVER
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG
COMING OUT OF MY FEELS CAVE JUST TO REBLOG THIS
Oh, and he’s going to get you really attached to you and then jump off a building.
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